What a beautiful dog <3
when u get to sit next to ur friends in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT
NOW IT’S FALL OUT BOY
THAT IS ALL TIME LOW
DRAG VERSION OF CALIFORNIA GURLS
Meanwhile in Toronto
how to walk like a queen [x]
Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:
One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.
Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks.
CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
I was born to watch period drama:
Wuthering Heights (2011)
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
For girls my age or young women, you’re at a point in your life where you’re trying to work out who you are. You have to choose what your career’s going to be, what direction you’re going to go. And all these things happen so quickly when you’re a teenager. It’s so confusing and it’s so messed up and on top of that, every young person goes through issues with their family, where they feel like an outcast or whatever.